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Death by grading: 50 quizzes, 30 musical compositions, 60 two-to-four page essays, and 25 worksheets all in one day. I have the best mom and sister in the universe who helped me through it. I feel a bit like superwoman. Before I go curl up in my bed and pass out, I thought I'd share my favorite gems from the concert review essays. There were the usual spelling errors and odd uses of terms, but these stood out in their oddity. "It was a memorable experience, full of unusual music and unique hair styles." "It then bacon to go all over the place and became loud." (In the middle of a detailed description of Liszt's Dante Symphony ) "PIZZICATO FROM THHE VIOLAS! I don't know why that made me so excited but it was important in my notes." "It was also al dente and I can't read some of my notes because it was dark and I can't write in the dark because I cannot see." "The piece was a bit high-pitched, and, as its tit...