the universe hates me

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I don't care if you are superstitious or not, I don't care how miserable your week was, never tempt fate with the words, "Oh well, it can't really get worse." Murphy will get you! Even after your awful week has ended, you might wake up on your new day of optimism with a throat so swollen you cannot produce sound the week before your voice recital.Link

Things can always get worse.

You're welcome for that cheery bit of optimism.



Note to the universe: you may hate me, but God is bigger than you and He loves me. Romans 8:28-31.

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